31 December, 2006

PaL-R: A Farewell

Many happy returns on the eve of the new year, fellow naturalists and friends of naturalists.

On the 2nd day of the 2007, I board a aeroplane in the infamous city of Orlando for a red-eye flight straight for the opposite side of the world. I have displayed several figures that provide geographic clues to my Down Under activities. The first shows the outline of my range for the next semester: Islands of Oceania including Australia, New Zealand, and the Fiji Islands. The next two figures reveal smaller scale images of this home range, and an approximate route of my planned activities.














I will update the Curator on occasion with accounts my various encounters with the natural history of Oceania.

Farewell, all, it is comforting to consider that from a geologic perspective, our time apart next semester will be infinitely short.

Until next time,
E.M. Keen, Ltd., Prefect-at-Large

24 December, 2006

Rennovating the Canopus

Today's balmy sun saw Dad and I engaged in a systematic refurbishment of the Society's heirloom chest. After stripping the deeply offensive rosy wallpaper from the interior, we decided that repapering would only replace the stupid look with something only a little less dumb. The wood inside the Canopus is rather attractive and covered here and there by glue, cheesecloth, and 100 year-old brown paper. We decided that a sanded down and finished version of this vintage surfacing would be far more attractive than a contrived papering. I will, however, still be including framed portraits of our founders inside upon the upturned lid. We are also replacing the handles, and have found that the previous proprietor of this noble box had the bad taste to use imitation leather belts to replace the original handles - a move congruent with the scads of Grandma-barf bouquet wallpaper we unceremoniously (and rather laboriously) purged from the innards of this vessel. New chains have been acquired to secure the lid and support its cavernous open gape. The new shelving upon the upper reaches of the Canopian innards was constructed with care by C.R. Padgett, Senior, Society Craftsman. Materials include: American Cherry and New Zealand heart Remu woods, the latter imported from the South Pacific in the early 80's by C.R.P. This particular assembly is ideal for the storage of a) Digital Versatile Discs b) Small field guides c) endangered rodents. This is an update, the process is ongoing. Pictures of the final product are forthcoming.

A Merry Yule's Eve to you and yours.

B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician

P-a-L R: The Natural History of my Backyard










Salutations on this Eve of Christmas. While for most of you, thoughts of the holiday season include leafless trees and bitter cold, Christmas in my town involves 80 degree weather, flying kites at the beach, and flip flops. While I already miss the colder climate of the cumberland plateau, the green foliage here gave me the opportunity to experiment with my new camera. If anyone is interested, here are some sample pics of plants from my backyard (this is easier than trying to email them).

20 December, 2006

Prefect-at-Large reports: The Everglades, in 12 hours





Aloha, mi amigos. Today, my colleage M.W. Kanagy and I braved the dangers of Florida interstate traffic to attempt a 12 hour blitzkrieg of the natural history of South Florida. Though the adventure did not yield findings as topographically and tropically diverse as those of the Caribbean archipelago, the everglades proved fascinating nonetheless.
Notable birds seen were thousands of bonaparte's gulls, the sandhill crane (just like the one's living in my backyard (very loud)), and wood storks. No alligators! Can you believe it?
The biodiversity highlight was definitely the mysterious Falconiformes with vertical wingbands and mysterious markings on its chest. More to come on this.
Moral of the story: Native Florida is marvelous, vast, and flat. A 12 hour driving survey may have been enough to satiate one's propensity for the 3ft elevation ecosystem.

To the top of the world,
E.M. Keen, Ltd., Prefect-at-Large

19 December, 2006

Prefect-at-Large reports: Kayaking for Christ!

POST FROM: Malabar, FL. Weather: Cloudless. Temp: 79 degrees.

Greetings, fellow naturalists:
Despite the gaudy imperialistic and ubiquitous presence of the radical capitalism of coastal tourism industry that so consistently causes my countenance to twist into uncontrollable spasms of disgust, the legendary wildlife of the Florida coast survives and at times prevails. A short sunset kayaking outing with my esteemed pater familias yielded the following encounters with some unique coastal fauna (sadly, no pictures):


-We were blindsided by a baby gopher tortoise in my own front yard as we tried to leave for our trip. Luckily, despite my terrible shock, I had the good sense to relocate him to the scrub sanctuary behind my house.
-Birds: Several angry osprey (Pandion haliaetus), too many blue herons (Ardea herodia), white ibis (Bubulcus ibis), several species of tern, ring-billed gulls (Larus delawarensis), Brown pelican (Pelicanus occidentalis), sandpipers, etc!
-some CRAZY spiders (species unknown)
-ANTLIONS GALORE (O. Neuroptera F. Myrmeliontidae) My father and I stumbled upon an island chock full of these buggers, so full in fact that the island was thereby christened respectfully as "Antlion Island"
-Several redfish "FINNING", or feeding in the shallows so that their fins were exposed to the air
-Schools of mullets alarmed by our Dagger kayaks
- A run in with several bottlenose dolphins (Tursiops truncatus), who, lucky for us, were not hungry at the time, because we got within 10 ft of them!

Also, a glorious sunset was seen. Sometimes Florida is great.
Tomorrow: A hasty, secret tour of the Everglades! A picture-filled report soon to come.

10 December, 2006

An interesting subject for contemplation







Yesterday evening we stopped by Lake Cheston on our way to the forestry cabin. Upon seeing the lake partially covered by a centimeter-thin layer of ice, what was supposed to be a brief pause grew into a lingering diversion. We encountered the most bizarre and extraordinary sound created by tossing rocks onto the frozen surface and hearing them reverberate with an eerie resonance. Highly recommend to anyone wishing for a touch of surreality.

Euphoniously,
L. V. Candler

05 December, 2006

Puerto Rico: a Conclusive Survey













Greetings, one and all.
Last evening, under a full moon and the incandescent lights of DuPont's infamous Torian Room, two eager naturalists brought their work with the Caribbean Arhipelago to a close with a presentation of their findings from a recent 48-hour blitzkrieg on the Island of Puerto Rico. A healthy representation of community members, faculty, and students were in attendence to experience a powerpoint presentation and short documentary on the expedition.



During our university’s Thanksgiving holiday 2006, Patrician B.L. Padgett and Prefect-at-Large E.M. Keen traveled to the island of Puerto Rico, commissioned by the Biology and Geology Departments, the Center for Teaching, and the Sewanee Outing Program to circumnavigate the isle in pursuit of any and every natural history phenomena they may encounter. In exchange for this opportunity, the duo committed to presenting a multimedia report on the natural history of the island through research and the display of our findings, in the form of photographs, video, and material collections, to the general public upon return.

Although the dates of this trip were November 24-27, travel complications allowed the students only 47 hours in the field. However, this did not inhibit their productivity, since what time tas lost the pair recovered through less sleep and shortened and fewer meals. During those 47 hours, Padgett and Keen successfully explored exhaustively 4 different topographic regions of the island: the limestone rich beaches of the west and north coasts, eastern rainforest among the central Cordilleras, the unbelievable karst topography of the northeast, and salt flats and dune systems of the south coast. While in the field, they spent a significant portion of our time in each topographic region taking sand samples, investigating geologic phenomena, observing bird life, classifying general vegetative structures, and capturing insects, amphibians, and reptiles through direct collection methods.

At the end of our stay, the tired naturalists packaged and mailed their insect collection back to mainland America. The collection includes over 60 specimens from 24 different families of Insecta. Over 120 photographs were taken, along with 90 minutes of video. Other noteworthy accomplishments were the video documentary of 2 endangered and endemic bird species, the collection of 12 different sand samples from the perimeter of the island, and the photographic documentation of an endemic Anole and the endemic Coqui frog.

The students recorded the unfolding of their expedition with annotated maps, field notebooks and sketchbooks, and with the use of a Hi-8 Sony HandiCam and two Canon Powershot digital cameras. Further information about the expedition can be found by contacting Padgett at bpadgett@sewanee.edu or Keen at ekeen@sewanee.edu.

Plans are currently being made to further the pair's survey of island biogeography in the near future. Of course, the Curator will be kept posted of further developments.

Naturally,
E.M. Keen, Ltd. Prefect-at-Large

04 December, 2006


PUERTO RICO : a relentless 48-hour survey of Caribbean Natural History.
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Join the Natural History Society for a review of our latest expedition.
Before the turkey had been digested, two of our number had set out to
circumnavigate this volcanic raft. We will hear, see and touch the island
as B.L. Padgett and E.M. Keen exhibit the fruits of their voyage - over 57
insects, various lithic samples, maps, photos, video and tales.
Forage provided.

Monday, 4 December at 7:30 in the Torian Room - Library.

03 December, 2006

Giganotosaurus, orchidaceae, cirrus, and beyond

awe:

1. The feeling of solemn and reverential wonder, tinged with latent fear, inspired by what is terribly sublime and majestic in nature

2. The emotion flooding the minds of six Natural History aficionados in the presence of Fernbank's Giganotosauruas (the largest carnivore ever discovered) and 123-foot Argentinosaurus.

Yesterday, six restless Natural History pirates had the good fortune to venture to Fernbank Museum of Natural History and the Atlanta Botanical Gardens. After Fernbank, we tromped around the Botanical Gardens where we were barraged not only by the splendorous orchid hall, but also by an enthusiastic dreadlocked orchid expert who fervently described to us the genetics of the orchidaceae family and a pollenization process involving fungus flies and sexual mimicry. It's likely that the most revered exhibit was Fernbank's Giants of the Mesozoic (at least three of our crew entertain affections for paleontology), although I must admit my favourite display was the delicate filaments of cirrus clouds and the sporatic clusters of altocumulus which we observed supinely on the grass. We ended our day delighting in delicacies from Nagaland and returned to Sewanee resonating with a renewed admiration for the ancient and unfolding treasures of the earth. A worthy adventure!






30 November, 2006

EMERGENCY SALAMANDERING TONIGHT!

Late Night Salamandering TONIGHT!

Meet at 11pm in the Woods Labs driveway,
Be ready to get wet and dirty!
Bring a headlamp!

The Natural History Society vociferously invites one and all to go on a
late night herpetology adventure like none other. Venture with the
Society as they search a large pond and its surrounding forest in the
nethermost regions of the end of breakfield road. Salamanders are getting
less and less common as winter ominously approaches, yet the warmer and
wetter atmoshphere of the past several days may evoke a few slender
amphibians to brave the elements. And by golly, it is up to us to go find
them!
Tonight at 11!!! Ha!

Amphibiously,
E.M. Keen, Ltd., Prefect-at-Large

16 November, 2006

Bert Harris and the Antpitta


Join the Natural History Society as one of our great Founding Fathers tell of his adventures in ornithology in the remote reaches of South America. Mr. Harris has only recently returned from his sojourn through the darkest and dankest of tropical kingdoms in search of rare avian life, braving swamp leaches and untold horrors in pursuit of Science. Little is known of the Antpitta, discovered in 1997, and Bert's work has mainly been to shed light on its ecology and behaviour.

Monday, 20 NOV, 7 PM Torian Room.

Refreshments provided, vicarious exhilaration guaranteed.

Schistosomiastically,
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician.

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08 November, 2006

Bird-Walk-Thursday-11-10

BIRDWALK!!!
Meet at Morgan's Steep at 6:30am
Leaders: E.M. Keen, Ltd, P-a-L, x2669
A. Langevin, Curator, x2204

The rumors are true...the Natural History Society's Prefect-at-Large, the
cumbersome, gangly fellow often spotted around campus wearing little to no
pairs of respectable pants, that's right, Eric Keen, has finally acquiesced
a pair of brand new, 8x42, roof prism Celestron, motorized, shiny,
solar-powered, ultra-LYTE, high-felutin' darn-tootin' BINOCS! Join him and
his fellow amateur ornithologist, Angie "Funkytown" Langevin for a birdwalk
like no other. Meeting bright and early on Thursday morning at Morgan's
Steep, come and be amazed at those fall plumages and all those other
fall-colors under the rising sun. Weather Permitting, Patent Pending.

Vociferously,
E.M. Keen, Ltd, Prefect-at-Large
AtoZ Langevin, Curator

Jeremiah Johnson Tonight, 11-9

JEREMIAH JOHNSON
starring Robert Redford

Showing at Gailor Auditorium at 8pm tonight, Wednesday!!!!

The Natural History Society invites one and all to rally around the
stalwart pinnacle of spirit, Jeremiah of the Johnsons, who forsook his
cosseted life for an incredible adventure in the netherregions of the
Rocky Mountains.

For free!!!

I mean, the guy is like a bear.

Unflinchingly,
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician
E.M. Keen, Ltd, Prefect-at-Large
S. Hardage, Fellow

20 October, 2006

A Message from John Muir


Upon return from our most recent visit to the Yeatman's glorious abode, I was inspired to look up a few writings from the naturalist John Muir (Harry has a book signed by this late awe-inspiring Scotsman), and the following excerpts caught my fancy:

"I never saw a discontented tree. They grip the ground as though they liked it, and though fast rooted they travel about as far as we do."

"I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in."

"How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!"

Empidonax and Scarabidae,
E. M. Keen, Prefect-at- Large, Ltd.

18 October, 2006

Eureka! Audubon in the Archives!

Greetings, naturalists.
As I was perusing the shelves of the archives today, my gaze became fixed upon what might be the most awe-inspiring art of any naturalist ever. On the second floor of the archives, atop the billiards table, sits six enormous volumes of the artistic works of the late John James Audubon. I would estimate 4.5ft x 3ft each, these massive collections of impeccable ornithological records of the Birds of North America in brilliant color may have changed my life forever. I don't know if you have already visited these works of art in the archives, but if you have not, prepare yourself and do so immediately. I am not sure about the archives' morning hours, but it is open from 1-4:30 every weekday. For those who don't know, the archives are located in the old fraternity house between DuPont, the PPS offices and Snowden. Enjoy!
-E.M. Keen, Prefect-at-Large, Ltd.

13 October, 2006

To the trees


The Society has initiated its erstwhile autumnal excursion to the Carolinian woods. We will be unavailable until tuesday, due to extreme Natural History Overload Syndrome (ENHOS). We're having more fun than you.

Seriously,
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician.

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10 October, 2006

SALAMANDER ALERT

Remain vigilant as the week progresses, as the time is ripe for viewing sexually active members of the polyphyletic clade Amphibia. Green and Marbled salamanders are making their annual run for the procreative borders and will be out in the open and congregated as at no other time. An impromptu nighttime oppoprtunity to see these fabled creatures may take place at Dr. Evan's bluffside house following any significant rain. Be ready at a moment's notice.

Regards
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician.

A True Naturalist

The Society has been invited to the home of Harry and Jean Yeatman, imminent scholars of Natural History with over 170 combined years of experience in the field. This dynamic duo dusted doubtlessly with difinitive wisdom about the Cumberland Plateau and its environs will host an open house for Society Fellows and Affiliates Thursday, 19 October at 5 o'clock. Comprehensive insect collections, timeless stories, and snake trapping are on the adgenda. A chariot will be provided by the Society to convey us en masse. Watch for detailed updates.

Uproariously,
B.L. Padgett, Patrician.


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09 October, 2006

Meeting Tonight.

Please join the Sewanee Natural History Society tonight at 7:30 in the Torian Room of the Library for our second official meeting of the semester. We will be hearing field updates from a few guests, and our upcoming fall break trip as well as other excursions will be discussed.

05 October, 2006

Edible Plants

Hey guys: here is an awesome database for edible plants. Go to the bottom of the page, you can search by latin or common name and see the edibility of many of our flora. It gives you medicinal and edibililty uses too, and other cool facts. Its pretty neato.-Angiosperm

www.pfaf.org

03 October, 2006

Treasure Acquired, Owls Desired.


Mercenaries hired by the Society's executive committee last Friday to aid in a "Fund-raising operation" have just informed me that their raid on the office of the Treasury, 112 Carnegie Hall, University of the South, has been a success. According to their calculations, over two-thousand American dollars' worth of solid gold bars, platinum records, silver spittoons and alma rodochrosites were pillaged from the building as it smoldered on the quad. As Patrician and Fellow-in-good-standing in the Society, I hereby annex these funds in the name of the Naturale History Society. Our pockets are now full, friends, and we will soon reap the benefits of our present loadedness. First on the adgenda will be the acquisition of a noble wooden trunk to serve as the Society's Canopus. If you have any information that may lead to the apprehension of such, please report to the Patrician's office, 114 Morgan's Steep Road, as soon as possible so we can go buy the bastard. Applications or supplications for the allocation of funds from the Society's now cavernous and overflowing vaults of sheer opulence may be obtained from and made to the Patrician.

ALSO: do not neglect to remember not to forget to attend the imminent post-meridial OWL RECONNISANCE excursion tonight at Morgan's Steep. We will ply that cavernous black for members of the Strigidae and will engage, by way of digital recording and subsequent broadcast, in auditory ping-pong with same. Please plan to rendezvous with E.M. Iralu, Viceroy and A. Lange, Curator, tonight at 8:30 for maximum satisfaction. I suggest you bring a luminous electrochemically powered photonic projection device or night-vision goggles, which we will probably soon be providing to all members along with hovercrafts.

Ensconced in silken riches,
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician.

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02 October, 2006

Rather Like A Dream

A glorious Sunday hike to Raven Point!

Raven Point

an ant carrying a spider along a twig











saddlebags caterpillar

a snail











Rattlesnake Plantain

Rattlesnake Plantain














Hearts-a-bustin

Pipsissewa














Soapwort Gentian















I walk in the mountain woods,
...season
When the first maple leaf falls red, the first

Beech leaf gold.

I stand, hands at sides, and wonder,
Wonder if I should put out a hand to touch

Tree or stone--just to know.

(Robert Penn Warren)