10 October, 2006

SALAMANDER ALERT

Remain vigilant as the week progresses, as the time is ripe for viewing sexually active members of the polyphyletic clade Amphibia. Green and Marbled salamanders are making their annual run for the procreative borders and will be out in the open and congregated as at no other time. An impromptu nighttime oppoprtunity to see these fabled creatures may take place at Dr. Evan's bluffside house following any significant rain. Be ready at a moment's notice.

Regards
B.L. Padgett, esq., Patrician.

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