
It's that time of year again, the marbled salamanders will soon be frolicking in the ephemeral ponds and it is the sworn duty of the society to seek them out. Be on the alert the next couple of weeks for a society excursion following a good rain.
On February 12th, the Society celebrated the birthday of a Prophet.
Good times were had by all: After an early early wake-up call, a hearty 5.5 hr drive, and a stopover at Hardee's for some breakfast grease (and ice cream for some), we perused the museum's exhibits, including a reconstruction of the Garden of Eden pre-fall (penguins, leopards and vegetarian Tyrannosaurs living peacefully with Adam and his strikingly Barbie-esque Eve), an animatronic re-enactment of the building of the ark, and mutlimedia explanations for the 6-earth day creation, the distinctly layered geologic and fossil record, and the reasons for painful child-bearing and carnivorous animals. It was widely agreed upon by all attended that the best display was a baby triceratops with a saddle on its back (for use by Adam and Eve in the Garden):
Keep on the look out for a more in-depth presentation of our inquiry into this museum of the supernatural history of life on earth, coming soon.
Dearest Bio-geeks,
It is an honor to announce the results from a nigh-spontaneous herping
quest that occurred yestereve.
Locale: Ephemeral Pond, end'o'Brakefield
Questers: EM Keen, DA McCoy, EM Iralu
Query: Caudata.
RESULTS:
106 Marbled Salamanders (Ambystoma opacum).
106. M a r b l e d - freaking - s a l a m a n d e r s .
In a single ephemeral pond.
In a 40-minute search window.
Most were in mating pairs.
CONCLUSION:
The plateau is teeming. t e e m i n g .

In the late summer, masses of moths and other flying insects rendeszvous under the scorching spotlights of the University Memorial Cross to partake in a nightly frenzy of nocturnal feeding and sexing. The Society converged on this entomobananza earlier this week under a waxing crescent moon. Geometridae aside, fellows reported findings of lacewings galore, as well as a phenomenal close relative: the spectacular wasp mantisfly (Climaciella spp.), a Neuropteran also related to ant lions.
Ground-dwelling coleopterans, featuring a unprecedented turnout of weevils of every sort, as well as hemipterans and arachnids congregated along the grass near the iron fencing of the memorial. The stars, featuring Jupiter rising abovethe Western horizon, were magnificent. Large members of both Orthoptera's Tettigoniidae and Acrididae were huge hits, especially when one particularly adventurous hopper tried to climb inside Carey Donald's ear.
Oh, Padgett and I also made a raft (see bottom pic).

