Hellö naturalisches historianisen!
Here in the fame forests of Southwestern Germany, sick sick sick animals abound. I must say that it is a lovely place to be, this Odin's forest. I must tell you of a salamander, the Feursalamander of legend. This is a most astonishing beast, beyond all doubt. It is fire elemental, it is poisonous, it is on coats of arms, and it is ovoviviparous. The thing discharges little salamander pollywogs without laying eggs at all. The poison glands behind its eyes can blind you if squirted sharply, and the poison inhibits mold and fungus from growing on the burning skin of the knave.
I encountered this specimen while taking a casual garden stroll. One of only two salamander species in the area, it survives here because it is made of magic thread that never burns.
I considered brewing a potion of invinceability with this juicy ingredient, but I couldn't bring myself to remove any of his adorable toes.
best to you all
Herr B.L:Pädgett, Patron-at-Large.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salamander_%28legendary_creature%29
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